what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She announced her abortion via fbk
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
