Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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