Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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