fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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