That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
