She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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