Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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