hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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