I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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