We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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