Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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