I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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