Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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