some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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