physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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