I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
