We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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