summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
