i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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