I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
