So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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