Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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