her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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