we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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