Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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