ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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