batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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