return my video game
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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