oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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