Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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