she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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