My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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