The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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