Sponge bath it is.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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