The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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