it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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