we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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