Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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