I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
