i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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