found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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