at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it because I queefed?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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