I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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