Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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