Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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