at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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