Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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