There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
too bad you live with your parents still
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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