is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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