i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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