his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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